Let's be honest, everyone has their secret inner designer whore. Some of us just have the sense to be more subtle than others. A little monogram never hurt anyone. Unfortunately, it's far to easy to overdo it...
Enter Gucci Mane: Hoodrich edition.
Some slumdog had the audacity to impose himself upon me wearing: canvas Gucci hat, slip-ons and a messenger bag....with black Dickies shorts. As if this isn't bad enough, he had an exploded classic check Burberry shirt that's overbearing enough on it's own. Then he decided to layer Beats (by Dre) on top. *Sigh*.
Don't forget to act like you're the most important, interesting and best dressed person deserving attention.
I'm not counting or anything, but if I was...that's 3 too many canvas pieces. Everyone knows if you're really BALLIN' you'd rock leather, because that would make too much sense to buy leather from leather goods companies.
In his lackluster attempt to be "baller", he gave us the secret to being Hoodrich--Get as much designer as you can and wear it all at once and roll deep in your fly whip. Disregard your tiny, ill-furnished apartment and avoid going to the same places repeatedly, otherwise we catch on to your one "fashionable" outfit.
CHECK YOURSELF.
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