Kim Kim Kim....

WOWZERS. For as Hot as Kim Kardashian is, you would think that she could dress hot. well, that is surely not that case right here. The high waisted jeans are too long for one, way way wayyyy to wide at the bottom, and don't flatter her in any way whatsoever. She paired this with a tied button down shirt.... tied... no one has tied their shirts since the 90's. Don't bring it back. Please. And the fact that it is barely buttoned showing off cleavage is contradicting the coverage of the high waisted pants. I'm confused is she trying to look slutty or like a hippie? Or.. both? There we go, proving my point. She clearly didn't think of the consequences of dressing like this because although yes, she is super fit and can wear a belly shirt, not everyone can! And now people are going to try to JUST because she wore it. I'M TELLING YOU PEOPLE, please, please, don't try and make this a trend. Nothing in this outfit is working.

I take that back, Robert pattinson looks like crap again

Whoa whoa whoa. Did he leave the hair salon early or what happened here? Does he realize one side is shorter than the other?? SUPER CUTE. I know this is a fashion blog but in order to have great fashion you have to look good from head to toe. This contradicts everything I said before. He may have a less grungy style but this hair ruins all hope. You think he would learn... you are a man rob! Look like one!

Juicy is only cute for so long...

Alright ladies, so designer brands, great yeah? I like them too. Especially Juicy. Super cute and fun. But here's the catch, DON'T WEAR EVERYTHING JUICY. I can not count how many times i have seen women in Juicy sweat pants, sweat jacket, Juicy jewelry, hand bag, and oh yes, to top it all off... Juicy flip flop pumps... oh did i forget to mention the Juicy bug eyed sun glasses as well? whoops! CLASSSYYY GIRRRRLL. not. You look horrible. Wearing all that does not make you look good, it makes you look trashy, especially when your cute little muffin top hangs out the sides of the "fitted" jacket and yes darling, you can see your cellulite through your pants. CUUUTE :)

Robert Pattinson Does it Again

Why does Robert Pattinson have this simple way of looking good... well, most of the time. His grunchy style and messy hair can only last him for so long. He has started to clean up! Robs hair cut and cleaner grungy outfit, (which yes is totally possible and good looking on most) is a fresh start to what he used to be. Can I just say that adding the guitar case makes him 10 times hotter ladies?  yeah, i thought so. Lets stop liking grunged out, not cute, flappy, and not buff Robert Pattinson, and go for this wonderful gentlemen who yes! actually looks like he didn't roll out of bed and showered. Although his jeans are lookin a little dirty..... i'm not complaining, such an improvement.

GUCCI GUCCI.

Let's be honest, everyone has their secret inner designer whore. Some of us just have the sense to be more subtle than others. A little monogram never hurt anyone. Unfortunately, it's far to easy to overdo it...

Enter Gucci Mane: Hoodrich edition.

Some slumdog had the audacity to impose himself upon me wearing: canvas Gucci hat, slip-ons and a messenger bag....with black Dickies shorts. As if this isn't bad enough, he had an exploded classic check Burberry shirt that's overbearing enough on it's own. Then he decided to layer Beats (by Dre) on top. *Sigh*.


Don't forget to act like you're the most important, interesting and best dressed person deserving attention.

I'm not counting or anything, but if I was...that's 3 too many canvas pieces.  Everyone knows if you're really BALLIN' you'd rock leather, because that would make too much sense to buy leather from leather goods companies.


In his lackluster attempt to be "baller", he gave us the secret to being Hoodrich--Get as much designer as you can and wear it all at once and roll deep in your fly whip. Disregard your tiny, ill-furnished apartment and avoid going to the same places repeatedly, otherwise we catch on to your one "fashionable" outfit.

CHECK YOURSELF.

Daily Disaster-8/7/11

Despite the many lackluster attempts at being presentable, and downright offensive ensembles I was exposed to today, one lucky lady has managed to burn herself into my memory...

Not only is she a cheap, deceitful b*tch (this I deduced from her poor attempt at trying to return 2 year old, disgusting ...men's jeans), but her overbearingly pretentious aura was sickening. 

Due to her incredible confidence and fashion sense, she decided to leave the house in an amazingly frumpy, knee length black denim skirt. With golden hearts stitched on the rear in lieu of say...a pocket? (In no way, shape or form am I condoning long, frumpy denim skirts. Ever).

Yes, it gets better. She further epitomized the visual of trashy with her stained and faded black tee, worn off the shoulder...emphasizing those SEXY black bra straps and atrocious, visibly cheap 4 inch wedges that wrapped faux leather half way up her calf.

...Oh don't let me forget the sad attempt at a bleach blonde warrior streak that reminded me more of a skunk than woman. But whose counting?

Mysterious woman in black, congratulations, you are my first official Daily Disaster! You managed to touch me in a way no woman ever has before and hopefully never will again.  My senses and sanity were assaulted by your indelible fashion sense and I'm still debating gouging out at least one eye to clear up the images you burned on my retina.

Beware.

--BCB.

Captain America?

Okay so I get that you want to exercise and all but um, on top of being like 60

(which by all means, stay fit when you're 60) but there is a lot more jiggling when you're 60, you are wearing american flag shorts... seriously? You had nothing better in your closet than american flag (SILK btw) shorts? For some reason i just don't believe it.

Pajamas in Public= Personal Humiliation

Sometimes, on a cloudy day, people like to think of that as an excuse to dress however they want, wear whatever they want as long as they're comfortable. but pajamas? Honey, NEVER WEAR YOUR PAJAMAS OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE. Ever. Pajama pants don't flatter anyone and I don't know know why people suddenly think that wearing them out to the grocery store or to get their nails done is okay! They look terrible and most of the time are not in the nicest condition and paired with a pair of slippers, again, that should never be worn outside of your home! Or really even in your home if they look like that...LETS BE REAL.

That awkward moment when you think you look good...

You know when you get ready in the morning and you just know that something went right because you look good and you feel like you look good? Yeah, thats how this girl felt, you just know it. And did she look good? What do you think? Fake hightop Chuck Taylors laced all the way to the top, short cropped jean shorts rolled up just so, that her super cute back thigh rolls hang out because they're too tight. Yes people, she did add an off the shoulder CUT shirt to the ensemble. Oooooh and what really cute is her muffin top hanging out of the side of her shorts.... ICKY. I wish someone told her that trashy isn't attractive.

Sn00kie can't go any lower.

Number one mistake, animal print. It's not hot ladies, it's ugly. There is no way to make a low cut, belted animal print dress look good. Ever. On anyone. Especially if you have huge boobs, are orange and have stilettos on. OH WAIT, she matched a headband... that makes it better yeah? No. That makes it worse. ANNNND she's pulling up her dress...? wait, pulling down her dress...? What? i'm confused. Attempting to look seductive maybe? You're in the middle of a street.... you blew it right there. Lets cut out the massive stomach melt and wear something more attractive snookie, c'mon.