How to rock the saturday look

Okay people, this is for everyone that uses the face that its saturday as an excuse to look grungy.

JUST BECAUSE ITS SATURDAY DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN WEAR UGLY CLOTHES.
There is no day in the week that can be used as an excuse to look bad. You should always look put together. No matter what you're doing. There are ways to look put together and nice and still be comfy. I'm not saying go put on your "sunday's best" and hit the town. I'm saying ripped up jeans and a baggy shirt, Pajamas, pants that don't fit, all that business, is not acceptable. It's like people save their worst outfits for saturdays.

YOU CAN LOOK PUT TOGETHER AND STILL BE COMFORTABLE. I promise you.

Overalls...?

Are overalls in or not? Who knows right? I know. No, they are not in. They never will be. I know you're probably saying, "hey. They are great and comfy and look vintage". No they don't. They look horrible. You are not a cute cowgirl, you are not a cute farmer, you are none of those things and if you think you are when you wear them then i think we may have a problem. So here's what we do. we go into our closets, pull out those overalls from the 90's and start fresh. With jeans and a shirt that aren't connected. Cool? Awesome.

Kim Kim Kim....

WOWZERS. For as Hot as Kim Kardashian is, you would think that she could dress hot. well, that is surely not that case right here. The high waisted jeans are too long for one, way way wayyyy to wide at the bottom, and don't flatter her in any way whatsoever. She paired this with a tied button down shirt.... tied... no one has tied their shirts since the 90's. Don't bring it back. Please. And the fact that it is barely buttoned showing off cleavage is contradicting the coverage of the high waisted pants. I'm confused is she trying to look slutty or like a hippie? Or.. both? There we go, proving my point. She clearly didn't think of the consequences of dressing like this because although yes, she is super fit and can wear a belly shirt, not everyone can! And now people are going to try to JUST because she wore it. I'M TELLING YOU PEOPLE, please, please, don't try and make this a trend. Nothing in this outfit is working.

I take that back, Robert pattinson looks like crap again

Whoa whoa whoa. Did he leave the hair salon early or what happened here? Does he realize one side is shorter than the other?? SUPER CUTE. I know this is a fashion blog but in order to have great fashion you have to look good from head to toe. This contradicts everything I said before. He may have a less grungy style but this hair ruins all hope. You think he would learn... you are a man rob! Look like one!

Juicy is only cute for so long...

Alright ladies, so designer brands, great yeah? I like them too. Especially Juicy. Super cute and fun. But here's the catch, DON'T WEAR EVERYTHING JUICY. I can not count how many times i have seen women in Juicy sweat pants, sweat jacket, Juicy jewelry, hand bag, and oh yes, to top it all off... Juicy flip flop pumps... oh did i forget to mention the Juicy bug eyed sun glasses as well? whoops! CLASSSYYY GIRRRRLL. not. You look horrible. Wearing all that does not make you look good, it makes you look trashy, especially when your cute little muffin top hangs out the sides of the "fitted" jacket and yes darling, you can see your cellulite through your pants. CUUUTE :)

Robert Pattinson Does it Again

Why does Robert Pattinson have this simple way of looking good... well, most of the time. His grunchy style and messy hair can only last him for so long. He has started to clean up! Robs hair cut and cleaner grungy outfit, (which yes is totally possible and good looking on most) is a fresh start to what he used to be. Can I just say that adding the guitar case makes him 10 times hotter ladies?  yeah, i thought so. Lets stop liking grunged out, not cute, flappy, and not buff Robert Pattinson, and go for this wonderful gentlemen who yes! actually looks like he didn't roll out of bed and showered. Although his jeans are lookin a little dirty..... i'm not complaining, such an improvement.

GUCCI GUCCI.

Let's be honest, everyone has their secret inner designer whore. Some of us just have the sense to be more subtle than others. A little monogram never hurt anyone. Unfortunately, it's far to easy to overdo it...

Enter Gucci Mane: Hoodrich edition.

Some slumdog had the audacity to impose himself upon me wearing: canvas Gucci hat, slip-ons and a messenger bag....with black Dickies shorts. As if this isn't bad enough, he had an exploded classic check Burberry shirt that's overbearing enough on it's own. Then he decided to layer Beats (by Dre) on top. *Sigh*.


Don't forget to act like you're the most important, interesting and best dressed person deserving attention.

I'm not counting or anything, but if I was...that's 3 too many canvas pieces.  Everyone knows if you're really BALLIN' you'd rock leather, because that would make too much sense to buy leather from leather goods companies.


In his lackluster attempt to be "baller", he gave us the secret to being Hoodrich--Get as much designer as you can and wear it all at once and roll deep in your fly whip. Disregard your tiny, ill-furnished apartment and avoid going to the same places repeatedly, otherwise we catch on to your one "fashionable" outfit.

CHECK YOURSELF.

Daily Disaster-8/7/11

Despite the many lackluster attempts at being presentable, and downright offensive ensembles I was exposed to today, one lucky lady has managed to burn herself into my memory...

Not only is she a cheap, deceitful b*tch (this I deduced from her poor attempt at trying to return 2 year old, disgusting ...men's jeans), but her overbearingly pretentious aura was sickening. 

Due to her incredible confidence and fashion sense, she decided to leave the house in an amazingly frumpy, knee length black denim skirt. With golden hearts stitched on the rear in lieu of say...a pocket? (In no way, shape or form am I condoning long, frumpy denim skirts. Ever).

Yes, it gets better. She further epitomized the visual of trashy with her stained and faded black tee, worn off the shoulder...emphasizing those SEXY black bra straps and atrocious, visibly cheap 4 inch wedges that wrapped faux leather half way up her calf.

...Oh don't let me forget the sad attempt at a bleach blonde warrior streak that reminded me more of a skunk than woman. But whose counting?

Mysterious woman in black, congratulations, you are my first official Daily Disaster! You managed to touch me in a way no woman ever has before and hopefully never will again.  My senses and sanity were assaulted by your indelible fashion sense and I'm still debating gouging out at least one eye to clear up the images you burned on my retina.

Beware.

--BCB.

Captain America?

Okay so I get that you want to exercise and all but um, on top of being like 60

(which by all means, stay fit when you're 60) but there is a lot more jiggling when you're 60, you are wearing american flag shorts... seriously? You had nothing better in your closet than american flag (SILK btw) shorts? For some reason i just don't believe it.

Pajamas in Public= Personal Humiliation

Sometimes, on a cloudy day, people like to think of that as an excuse to dress however they want, wear whatever they want as long as they're comfortable. but pajamas? Honey, NEVER WEAR YOUR PAJAMAS OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE. Ever. Pajama pants don't flatter anyone and I don't know know why people suddenly think that wearing them out to the grocery store or to get their nails done is okay! They look terrible and most of the time are not in the nicest condition and paired with a pair of slippers, again, that should never be worn outside of your home! Or really even in your home if they look like that...LETS BE REAL.

That awkward moment when you think you look good...

You know when you get ready in the morning and you just know that something went right because you look good and you feel like you look good? Yeah, thats how this girl felt, you just know it. And did she look good? What do you think? Fake hightop Chuck Taylors laced all the way to the top, short cropped jean shorts rolled up just so, that her super cute back thigh rolls hang out because they're too tight. Yes people, she did add an off the shoulder CUT shirt to the ensemble. Oooooh and what really cute is her muffin top hanging out of the side of her shorts.... ICKY. I wish someone told her that trashy isn't attractive.

Sn00kie can't go any lower.

Number one mistake, animal print. It's not hot ladies, it's ugly. There is no way to make a low cut, belted animal print dress look good. Ever. On anyone. Especially if you have huge boobs, are orange and have stilettos on. OH WAIT, she matched a headband... that makes it better yeah? No. That makes it worse. ANNNND she's pulling up her dress...? wait, pulling down her dress...? What? i'm confused. Attempting to look seductive maybe? You're in the middle of a street.... you blew it right there. Lets cut out the massive stomach melt and wear something more attractive snookie, c'mon.

WEEZY. F. BABY.

Leopard print and Mickey Mouse. Two amazing things when separated.
....Together, they create...That. Which is too offensive to even attempt to describe. SRSLYBRO.

50 year old hooker?

Just because you we're hot once, doesn't mean you still are. Red fish net tights are something YOU NEVER WEAR. Ever. Please woman, too much red, and different shades? If you really feel the need to wear this kind of outfit, at least match the shades, and styles, and shoes, how about you just NEVER WEAR THIS OUTFIT. OH, and you know you're too old to be wearing something like this when you match your "Red Hat Club" hat with your outfits... Holy Moly.

How To Rock The Work Look

If you have a uniform for your work, and you hate to wear the same thing everyday well... here's how you rock the work look:

1) Make it your own!
2) spice it uppppp
3) ACCESSORIZE

If you have an apron that covers up most of your outfit, wear cute boots or showy flats for some style and color.

If you have only certain colors you can wear, same thing, wear some showy flats or cute tennis shoes depending on how much you're on your feet. show off everything that the apron doesn't cover!

If you just think that your color and restrictions on what you can wear ore boring, hellooooo, accessorize! Wear chunky jewelry around your neck and arms and some cute, fun dangly earrings. OR,
if you have to wear a head set like this, put a flower in your hair to make it unique. Not only will you look super cute but they will start conversation!

Pay attention to more "how to rock the work look" Oh and don't forget, the "How to NOT rock the work look"...

Good job Selena!

Way to go Selena. Looking SUPER cute and summer sophisticated as she performs on Good Morning America. This is how you do it people. Cute peach top paired with dark slim jeans, she's showing off her arms with out a low cu keeping it appropriate yet cool and shows off her shape with the fitted jeans. Picture of the week? very well could be.

Gaga... why?

Okay Gaga, we all know that you are trying to make a statement and all but could you do it in a less, alien/biker way? The studded leggings, lace up boots and blue space jacket are a little too much. You made your point with the meat dress, time to look like a human and show off the amazing singing talent you have, not your talent to put the most hideous outfits together.

Top 10 Most Annoying Summer Wardrobe Mistakes

Number 1: Girls wearing an open back or see through back shirt with a colored or patterned bra strap hangin' out in he back (CLASSY)

Number 2: Girls wearing Uggs with shorts (Uggs are winter boots...)

Number 3: Guys in jean shorts (its not the 90's anymore)

Number 4: Guys in sandals (not flip flops, sandals)

Number 5: Girls in heals and booty shorts (hooker status)

Number 6: Guys wearing girl sunglasses. (Yes, i see it ALL the time)

Number 7: Girls wearing such short jean shorts that when they walk their butt falls out (guys you know its not cute)

Number 8: Girls in summer dresses at night wearing sweatshirts over top because they got cold (Bring a freaking sweater)

Number 9: Guys in jeans and a sweatshirt thinking that they're cool and not too warm when in reality, everyone knows at 85 degrees you would be dying (Yeah, i'm talking to you California boy)

Number 10: Guys or Girls wearing clothing specifically to show off a tattoo (Don't get tattoos in stupid places that you have to wear explicit clothing to show it off)

Why snookie, WHY?

As we all know, Snookie is from the Jersey Shore, where no one really wears anything flattering... but lets take a look at Snookie's wardrobe choice.... WHOA. YOUR BOOBS ARE HANGING OUT. Maybe thats the point.... all i know is that for someone who is trying to pick up guys, you're not going to get anyone attractive looking like that. I want to know why, Jersey Shore, can't create a cute outfit. it can not be that hard.

I can't wait to see what Snookie wears next... I'm sure you'll be seeing more.

Picture from Perezhilton.com

Dance Edict

There are things you should and shouldn't wear to a school dance. Girls: obviously there are dresses that you should just know, don't flatter anyone. Now guys, I know you want to look fancy with out having to pay the money to get a tux and still be comfortable but hey, that doesn't mean you can look like this. If you already have big feet, don't buy long toed shoes and don't wear skinny jeans to accentuate your huge feet! Plus, jeans? Lets try some slim, sleek black slacks. Oh, and the suspenders.. an old tradition trying to be brought back.. Only certain styles can pull this look off. Obviously if your wearing black skinny jeans, you should just know now that you don't have that style. OH. And adding the fedora....? yeah, you're really not going to pull them off. Better luck next time!

Somethings will never change

This a recurring theme: basketball shorts, vans, and a tight Hollister shirt? So you're reppin' sporty, skater and Preppy...? Is that possible?

CLEARY NOT

Outfit of the Year. Take notes.

 

 Purple Bandana+Plaid Shorts+Graphic Tee+Plaid Shirt=

WHAT NOT TO WEAR EVER.

The little things in life

There are little things in life that you know you are good at, and know that you aren't. I feel like i always seem to run into those who don't care. i mean really people, its not that hard to know what looks good and what doesn't, even what looks semi good. But apparently not everyone thinks that way because the more i go out the more people i see who i want to go know if look at themselves in the mirror after they get ready and say to them selves, "i look good", because guess what? you don't. Lets get some help here people.

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Just because you're in seattle doesn't mean thats an excuse to dress like this

It's as if people go to seattle and think that they can get away with wearing whatever they want. i'm sorry people, but you still get judged in seattle when you look ridiculous just as much as you would anywhere else. Don't tell them though... it might ruin their self confidence. more power to them if they think they can pull it off!

as summer comes... so do the outfits.

This " i <3 NY" cropped shirt and high waisted sweat shorts are greatly complimented with blistered feet halfway in beat up wedges and a broken bag... HELP!