Leopard print and Mickey Mouse. Two amazing things when separated.
....Together, they create...That. Which is too offensive to even attempt to describe. SRSLYBRO.
Saturday, July 23, 2011
Tuesday, July 19, 2011
50 year old hooker?
Just because you we're hot once, doesn't mean you still are. Red fish net tights are something YOU NEVER WEAR. Ever. Please woman, too much red, and different shades? If you really feel the need to wear this kind of outfit, at least match the shades, and styles, and shoes, how about you just NEVER WEAR THIS OUTFIT. OH, and you know you're too old to be wearing something like this when you match your "Red Hat Club" hat with your outfits... Holy Moly.
Thursday, July 14, 2011
How To Rock The Work Look
If you have a uniform for your work, and you hate to wear the same thing everyday well... here's how you rock the work look:
1) Make it your own!
2) spice it uppppp
3) ACCESSORIZE
If you have an apron that covers up most of your outfit, wear cute boots or showy flats for some style and color.
If you have only certain colors you can wear, same thing, wear some showy flats or cute tennis shoes depending on how much you're on your feet. show off everything that the apron doesn't cover!
If you just think that your color and restrictions on what you can wear ore boring, hellooooo, accessorize! Wear chunky jewelry around your neck and arms and some cute, fun dangly earrings. OR,
if you have to wear a head set like this, put a flower in your hair to make it unique. Not only will you look super cute but they will start conversation!
Pay attention to more "how to rock the work look" Oh and don't forget, the "How to NOT rock the work look"...
1) Make it your own!
2) spice it uppppp
3) ACCESSORIZE
If you have an apron that covers up most of your outfit, wear cute boots or showy flats for some style and color.
If you have only certain colors you can wear, same thing, wear some showy flats or cute tennis shoes depending on how much you're on your feet. show off everything that the apron doesn't cover!
If you just think that your color and restrictions on what you can wear ore boring, hellooooo, accessorize! Wear chunky jewelry around your neck and arms and some cute, fun dangly earrings. OR,
if you have to wear a head set like this, put a flower in your hair to make it unique. Not only will you look super cute but they will start conversation!
Pay attention to more "how to rock the work look" Oh and don't forget, the "How to NOT rock the work look"...
Wednesday, July 13, 2011
Good job Selena!
Way to go Selena. Looking SUPER cute and summer sophisticated as she performs on Good Morning America. This is how you do it people. Cute peach top paired with dark slim jeans, she's showing off her arms with out a low cu keeping it appropriate yet cool and shows off her shape with the fitted jeans. Picture of the week? very well could be.
Gaga... why?
Okay Gaga, we all know that you are trying to make a statement and all but could you do it in a less, alien/biker way? The studded leggings, lace up boots and blue space jacket are a little too much. You made your point with the meat dress, time to look like a human and show off the amazing singing talent you have, not your talent to put the most hideous outfits together.
Top 10 Most Annoying Summer Wardrobe Mistakes
Number 1: Girls wearing an open back or see through back shirt with a colored or patterned bra strap hangin' out in he back (CLASSY)
Number 2: Girls wearing Uggs with shorts (Uggs are winter boots...)
Number 3: Guys in jean shorts (its not the 90's anymore)
Number 4: Guys in sandals (not flip flops, sandals)
Number 5: Girls in heals and booty shorts (hooker status)
Number 6: Guys wearing girl sunglasses. (Yes, i see it ALL the time)
Number 7: Girls wearing such short jean shorts that when they walk their butt falls out (guys you know its not cute)
Number 8: Girls in summer dresses at night wearing sweatshirts over top because they got cold (Bring a freaking sweater)
Number 9: Guys in jeans and a sweatshirt thinking that they're cool and not too warm when in reality, everyone knows at 85 degrees you would be dying (Yeah, i'm talking to you California boy)
Number 10: Guys or Girls wearing clothing specifically to show off a tattoo (Don't get tattoos in stupid places that you have to wear explicit clothing to show it off)
Number 2: Girls wearing Uggs with shorts (Uggs are winter boots...)
Number 3: Guys in jean shorts (its not the 90's anymore)
Number 4: Guys in sandals (not flip flops, sandals)
Number 5: Girls in heals and booty shorts (hooker status)
Number 6: Guys wearing girl sunglasses. (Yes, i see it ALL the time)
Number 7: Girls wearing such short jean shorts that when they walk their butt falls out (guys you know its not cute)
Number 8: Girls in summer dresses at night wearing sweatshirts over top because they got cold (Bring a freaking sweater)
Number 9: Guys in jeans and a sweatshirt thinking that they're cool and not too warm when in reality, everyone knows at 85 degrees you would be dying (Yeah, i'm talking to you California boy)
Number 10: Guys or Girls wearing clothing specifically to show off a tattoo (Don't get tattoos in stupid places that you have to wear explicit clothing to show it off)
Why snookie, WHY?
As we all know, Snookie is from the Jersey Shore, where no one really wears anything flattering... but lets take a look at Snookie's wardrobe choice.... WHOA. YOUR BOOBS ARE HANGING OUT. Maybe thats the point.... all i know is that for someone who is trying to pick up guys, you're not going to get anyone attractive looking like that. I want to know why, Jersey Shore, can't create a cute outfit. it can not be that hard.
I can't wait to see what Snookie wears next... I'm sure you'll be seeing more.
Picture from Perezhilton.com
I can't wait to see what Snookie wears next... I'm sure you'll be seeing more.
Picture from Perezhilton.com
Tuesday, July 12, 2011
Dance Edict
There are things you should and shouldn't wear to a school dance. Girls: obviously there are dresses that you should just know, don't flatter anyone. Now guys, I know you want to look fancy with out having to pay the money to get a tux and still be comfortable but hey, that doesn't mean you can look like this. If you already have big feet, don't buy long toed shoes and don't wear skinny jeans to accentuate your huge feet! Plus, jeans? Lets try some slim, sleek black slacks. Oh, and the suspenders.. an old tradition trying to be brought back.. Only certain styles can pull this look off. Obviously if your wearing black skinny jeans, you should just know now that you don't have that style. OH. And adding the fedora....? yeah, you're really not going to pull them off. Better luck next time!
Monday, July 11, 2011
Somethings will never change
This a recurring theme: basketball shorts, vans, and a tight Hollister shirt? So you're reppin' sporty, skater and Preppy...? Is that possible?
CLEARY NOT
CLEARY NOT
The little things in life
There are little things in life that you know you are good at, and know that you aren't. I feel like i always seem to run into those who don't care. i mean really people, its not that hard to know what looks good and what doesn't, even what looks semi good. But apparently not everyone thinks that way because the more i go out the more people i see who i want to go know if look at themselves in the mirror after they get ready and say to them selves, "i look good", because guess what? you don't. Lets get some help here people.
Just because you're in seattle doesn't mean thats an excuse to dress like this
It's as if people go to seattle and think that they can get away with wearing whatever they want. i'm sorry people, but you still get judged in seattle when you look ridiculous just as much as you would anywhere else. Don't tell them though... it might ruin their self confidence. more power to them if they think they can pull it off!
as summer comes... so do the outfits.
This " i <3 NY" cropped shirt and high waisted sweat shorts are greatly complimented with blistered feet halfway in beat up wedges and a broken bag... HELP!
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