Can I play checkers on those please?

I think my brain in confused. What am I looking at? Checkered leggings... THEY MAKE THOSE? Why? So you can know that everyone is staring at you? Don't worry, they're staring at you because you look horrible. Even the smallest girl could throw those on and they would still look bad. But lets look at the type of girl in these? Is she fit...no. Does she even have a nice butt... no. So, is there anything good about this outfit? I'll let you answer that. I enjoy her friend next to her also, red knee highs? seriously? Oh, and to make this even better, I was on my way out of Mclendons hardwear when I took this. Holla! blahhh. I'm over it. I hope to never see this again, just throw some jeans on. PLEASE.

How to rock the saturday look

Okay people, this is for everyone that uses the face that its saturday as an excuse to look grungy.

JUST BECAUSE ITS SATURDAY DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN WEAR UGLY CLOTHES.
There is no day in the week that can be used as an excuse to look bad. You should always look put together. No matter what you're doing. There are ways to look put together and nice and still be comfy. I'm not saying go put on your "sunday's best" and hit the town. I'm saying ripped up jeans and a baggy shirt, Pajamas, pants that don't fit, all that business, is not acceptable. It's like people save their worst outfits for saturdays.

YOU CAN LOOK PUT TOGETHER AND STILL BE COMFORTABLE. I promise you.

Overalls...?

Are overalls in or not? Who knows right? I know. No, they are not in. They never will be. I know you're probably saying, "hey. They are great and comfy and look vintage". No they don't. They look horrible. You are not a cute cowgirl, you are not a cute farmer, you are none of those things and if you think you are when you wear them then i think we may have a problem. So here's what we do. we go into our closets, pull out those overalls from the 90's and start fresh. With jeans and a shirt that aren't connected. Cool? Awesome.

Kim Kim Kim....

WOWZERS. For as Hot as Kim Kardashian is, you would think that she could dress hot. well, that is surely not that case right here. The high waisted jeans are too long for one, way way wayyyy to wide at the bottom, and don't flatter her in any way whatsoever. She paired this with a tied button down shirt.... tied... no one has tied their shirts since the 90's. Don't bring it back. Please. And the fact that it is barely buttoned showing off cleavage is contradicting the coverage of the high waisted pants. I'm confused is she trying to look slutty or like a hippie? Or.. both? There we go, proving my point. She clearly didn't think of the consequences of dressing like this because although yes, she is super fit and can wear a belly shirt, not everyone can! And now people are going to try to JUST because she wore it. I'M TELLING YOU PEOPLE, please, please, don't try and make this a trend. Nothing in this outfit is working.

I take that back, Robert pattinson looks like crap again

Whoa whoa whoa. Did he leave the hair salon early or what happened here? Does he realize one side is shorter than the other?? SUPER CUTE. I know this is a fashion blog but in order to have great fashion you have to look good from head to toe. This contradicts everything I said before. He may have a less grungy style but this hair ruins all hope. You think he would learn... you are a man rob! Look like one!

Juicy is only cute for so long...

Alright ladies, so designer brands, great yeah? I like them too. Especially Juicy. Super cute and fun. But here's the catch, DON'T WEAR EVERYTHING JUICY. I can not count how many times i have seen women in Juicy sweat pants, sweat jacket, Juicy jewelry, hand bag, and oh yes, to top it all off... Juicy flip flop pumps... oh did i forget to mention the Juicy bug eyed sun glasses as well? whoops! CLASSSYYY GIRRRRLL. not. You look horrible. Wearing all that does not make you look good, it makes you look trashy, especially when your cute little muffin top hangs out the sides of the "fitted" jacket and yes darling, you can see your cellulite through your pants. CUUUTE :)

Robert Pattinson Does it Again

Why does Robert Pattinson have this simple way of looking good... well, most of the time. His grunchy style and messy hair can only last him for so long. He has started to clean up! Robs hair cut and cleaner grungy outfit, (which yes is totally possible and good looking on most) is a fresh start to what he used to be. Can I just say that adding the guitar case makes him 10 times hotter ladies?  yeah, i thought so. Lets stop liking grunged out, not cute, flappy, and not buff Robert Pattinson, and go for this wonderful gentlemen who yes! actually looks like he didn't roll out of bed and showered. Although his jeans are lookin a little dirty..... i'm not complaining, such an improvement.